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"Fuck, my tea."

- me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

(via notpossiblepond)

inbox:

is hitting children with your car considered bullying

(via coffeeandrain-itsallthesame)

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via whispersofhorror)

iguanal:

i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times

(via whispersofhorror)

nungers:

"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"

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(via parkingstrange)

femalefrontedmetal:

pay nicki minaj a quarter of a million dollars to be better than you on your track

(via refreshes)

a-dur:

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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realising that you’re reading this almost halfway through 2014 and still haven’t achieved anything

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(via crystallized-teardrops)

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

(via mcaubergine)